You won’t believe what happened—my dog practically shaved my head! It all started as a normal evening of cuddles and playtime, but Teddy (who thinks he’s part barber, part prankster) had other plans. I was lying on the couch when he decided my hair was the perfect new toy. First came the gentle tugging, then the relentless pawing, and finally, the surprise nibbling that felt suspiciously like clippers at work.
By the time I realized how determined he was, I checked the mirror and laughed so hard—my hair was sticking up in every direction, and a small patch looked like it had been “trimmed.” Teddy sat proudly beside me, tail wagging, as if he had just completed a masterpiece haircut. Of course, Archie watched the whole thing unfold with his usual amused expression, probably thinking, “Better you than me.”
While it wasn’t an actual clean shave, Teddy definitely gave me the most chaotic “salon experience” I’ve ever had. Who needs a hairstylist when you’ve got a mischievous pup ready to reinvent your look? Lesson learned: never fall asleep around a dog who thinks your head is his personal grooming project. ✂️
