They always wait for us
If dogs could text, the world would never be the same—especially with characters like this golden retriever, sitting with glasses perched on his nose, nose-deep in a book about pranks. Imagine waking up to a stream of mischievous messages from your pup before your alarm even goes off. “Good morning, human. I’ve hidden one of your socks. Happy hunting.” Minutes later another message arrives: “By the way, I also licked your toast. You’re welcome.”
A texting dog wouldn’t just be about chaos—it would be a perfect blend of comedy and loyalty. In between sending selfies with goofy filters and asking for extra snacks, you’d probably get the sweetest messages too. “Thinking of you. Come home soon. Miss your smell. Also, bring treats.” Every vibration of your phone would be a surprise—either heart-melting or headache-inducing.
This particular golden retriever, with his book of pranks, would likely master the art of practical jokes through text. He might schedule random alarms on your phone, order 50 pounds of dog biscuits through Amazon, or prank-call the neighbor’s cat. And when confronted, he’d just tilt his head, wag his tail, and send one last message: “Who, me? Must’ve been autocorrect.”
But beyond the silliness, imagine the deeper conversations you could have with your dog. The moments when he texts, “Don’t be sad. I’m right here beside you,” or “I love our walks. Can we go now?” Suddenly, the unspoken bond we already share with our dogs would spill into words—words filled with pure devotion, honesty, and humor.
If dogs could text, the world would be brighter, funnier, and filled with even more love. Our group chats would never be dull again, and our phones would overflow with paw-printed emojis, misspelled words, and constant reminders that we are never alone. Honestly, I think we’d all be happier if our dogs could send us just one text a day: “I love you, human. Always.” ❤️
